“Maximum Ride” sentence starters
- “Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”
- “Can I come in?”
- “We will call you Little One.“
- “I can talk to fish!”
- “She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”
- “You were designed to be very smart.”
- “And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”
- “There’s nothing special about him at all.”
- “Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”
- “Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”
- “So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”
- “I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”
- “I choose you.”
- “Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
- “Don’t ever leave me again.”
- “I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”
- “Come back!”
- “Wake up! Snap out of it!”
- “You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”
- “I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”
- “They call me, The Sharkalator.”
- “I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
- “I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
- “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”
- “Blending is out of the question.”
- “There is one bright side to this.”
- “You looove me, you love me this much!”
- “You are avake, yah?”
- “And you’re still a jerk, yah?”
- “You stand out like a fart in a church.”
- “Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”
- “Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
- “You’re all the same. Count me out.”
- “Oh great. Yoda captured us.”
- “Dang, I’m good.”
- “I feel like I’m going to hurl.”
- “I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”
- “I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”
- “You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”
- “If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”
- “Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”
- “Go to Germany and have kids together.”
- “Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”
- “I mean, this is pathetic.”
- “You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”
- “Shut up!”
- “I hear voices, okay?”
- “If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”
- “No, I know. It’s just–”
- “Their mothers were nobodies.”
- “Well, you’re right there.”
- “Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”
- “All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”
- “Excuse me? I’m alive too.”
- “So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”
- “I am a starfishhhh!”
- “I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”
- “If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”
- “ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”
- “You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”
- “Now get up, before I kill you.”
- “Well, when you put it that way…”
- “Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”
- “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”
- “I’m not going to die today.”
- “Time to die.”
- “Harden your heart.”
- “Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it.
- “It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”
- “Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”
- “I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”
- “When did they start coming after you?”
- “I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”
- “Just give it your best shot.”
- “You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”
- “Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”
- “I’m done jumping through your hoops.”
- “You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”
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“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”