[Text] I'm sorry, okay? An apology is what you wanted, right?

[Text] This is going to sound a little strange, but what's the best way to get blood stains out of clothes?

[Text] We need to talk. Call me.

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

[Text] I know it's late. Come meet me at the beach.

[Text] Where do you hide your spare key?

[Text] Are you seriously standing me up or are you really that late?

[Text] Help, I'm alone in a crowd and trying to look cool by texting you.

[Text] Wanna go on a coffee run for me?

[Text] I am never drinking that much again.

[Text] I'm pretty sure I left my underwear at your place.

[Text] I... think you sent that to the wrong person.

[Text] Shit, don't open that. I sent that to the wrong person.

[Text] Give me one more chance.

[Text] Come get Taco Bell with me. No, I don't care that it's three in the morning, I'm already outside your place.

[Text] Where are you? And why do you never tell me where you're going?

[Text] Saw VII or Paranormal Activity 4?

[Text] Report to my bedroom immediately for snuggles.

[Text] I need bail money.