Crazy Ex-Girlfriend  {Sentence Starters}

• “Oh, you’re crying.”
  
• “You’re so distracted lately.”
  
• “Just pretend I’m seducing you.”
  
• “I love you, and I’m here to help.”
  
• “Oh my god, you are so offensive.”
  
• “Who’s the new guy? I don’t trust him.”
  
• “I think they’re modern classics. Okay?”
• “I decided to put happiness before success.”
  
• “Every time we talk I’m really just thinking about myself.”
  
• “For some reason, you’re now on the top of my ‘to-do’ list.”
  
• “Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not.”
  
• “There you go. You happy now? You’ve got something on me.”
  
• “I actually think it’s kind of nice. It almost makes you seem human.”
• “See? There is love in your life. You just have to know where to find it.”
  
• “I’ll say it first because I should. I was more wrong. I was the more wronger one.”
  
• “I don’t mind being alone with my thoughts. I’m totally fine alone with my thoughts.”
  
• “I really want to tell you that I’m sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst.”
  
• “Look, I know something’s been up with you lately, and I want to know what it is. Really.”
  
• “I don’t like that about myself. When I see it on somebody else, I find it even more repulsive.”