oh, i was a bitch.

i was a
spoke up or loudly or not at all bitch,
didn’t read the comic book or read it 
and corrected a fan about it bitch, 
went and agreed with the wrong idea or
else defended my own bitch, or even worse
didn’t have an opinion because i thought the
whole thing was silly bitch;
shopped too much or didn’t care enough
about my clothes ugly bitch,
walked into you accidentally oblivious bitch and 
avoided a man on a sidewalk paranoid bitch,
 
i was a 
feminist sword-bearing bitch, can’t shut up about
intersectionality bitch, not interested in your opinion
bitch,
well-educated and well-spoken and well-said bitch,
cranky and incoherent and stupid bitch,
 
i was a 
hungry or sad or anything not happy bitch,
didn’t smile back bitch, smiled and didn’t mean “have sex with me”
led-him-on bitch, had my headphones in bitch, was reading or
thinking or existing without letting you hit on me bitch, 
delete the hatemail or even worse answer it bitch,
cocky bitch, insecure bitch, tried to talk about her talent bitch,
she’s too humble it’s annoying bitch, spoke back too fast in anger
bitch
 
i was a 
didn’t answer his dick pic bitch, 
got angry when he cheated jealous bitch, wanted more
than he was giving, wanted less, didn’t agree with him
about something important, got upset and 
showed emotion
crazy bitch ex-girlfriend,
did shots party bitch, stayed at home and did homework
frigid bitch,

i was just plain
existing, 
bitch.