Bojack Horseman Starter Sentences 

brokenbirthright:

  • Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice!
  • Suck a dick, dumb shits!
  • You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.
  • Life is a series of closing doors isn’t it?
  • How do you make things right, when you made things so wrong?
  • Like I said to Ed Begley Senior….What?!
  • Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra. 
  • Would you like a alcohol?
  • Stay in the car and turn it around in case we need to leave in a hurry
  • Where’s my rap? You said you’d write me a rap.
  • Throw it in a bowl with some bourbon, and bring me a ladle
  • I don’t like anything about me!
  • It gets easier. You just have to keep at it everyday, that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.
  • When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
  • No, you did something bad and now you have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life!
  • Can we please get some alcohol in my mouth!?
  • I just spent 6 hours with fonts? Holy shit!
  • You see, we’re not doomed…
  • Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.
  • Hey, this isn’t fair! I don’t have a gun!
  • You know what the problem is with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth.
  • Seriously? Am I the only one who knows the extremely popular BBC science-fiction show about the time travelling Doctor who saves civilisations?


Mike... He came for me

Indie Highly selective Multi-verse && Ship
Jessica Riley
of
Until Dawn

he did...

Initally Established: November 2015
Re-Established November 24th 2016
Penned By Arya
Orignally: hisbrckenprincess