Zombieland Quote Memes
- ❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
- ❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
- ❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
- ❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
- ❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
- ❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
- ❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
- ❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
- ❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
- ❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
- ❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
- ❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
- ❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
- ❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
- ❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
- ❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
- ❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
- ❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
- ❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
- ❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
- ❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
- ❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
- ❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
- ❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
- ❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
- ❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
- ❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
- ❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
- ❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
- ❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
- ❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
- ❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
- ❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
- ❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
- ❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
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This blog is HIGHLY SELECTIVE but in no means is that to discourage anyone from sending me any asks when I reblog memes. But, this does mean I RESERVE THE RIGHT to deny answering it if I can not see how Jess would answer. This also means Starter Calls are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. I have 4+ years of roleplay experience with 1+ year of Tumblr roleplay as well as run 5 main blogs. So please DO NOT rush my replies I have a lot to balance on my plate.
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OOC Tag: || Out Of The Mines ||
verses
- ALL THE.
- NATURAL.
- ADVANTAGES.
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THE PRETTY THE YOUNG THE RECKLESS
This verse is pre-game, Jessica is best friends with Emily, Single and completely a free spirit. She is closer to Beth and tends to hang out with her more, rarely going to see the Washingtons' unless it is for Beth and very rarely Josh. She has more of a distaste towards Hannah given she likes Mike. This is her leading up to coming up with the idea of the prank, not set in stone yet but she will ask and/or bring it up eventually
TROUBLE IS A FRIEND.
This verse is set up for the events during the prologue and any events that take place within the time frame spent at the lodge for that weekend right before, during, and the short amount of time shown after the prank before the twins go missing and while they are in the woods while the rest of the group is at the lodge -
DOESN'T MEAN THERE ISN'T GUILT.
This Verse takes place during the year Hannah and Beth are gone. During this time Jessica starts seeing Mike behind Emily's back, before and after the break up of Emily and Mike as well as the end of her friendship with Em. This is also a the verse in which her realtionship with Mike sprouts into it's beautiful flower.
SO PULL ME CLOSE AND KISS ME HARD.
This verse is for anything within chapters 1-4 where Jessica is on her trip with Mike to the cabin and is ripped from the window. Mostly for development of her relationship with him and conversations before. As well as for events if she wasn't ripped from the window -
I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE I DO RIGHT NOW
This Verse is when Jessica is in the mines, chapters 9-10 where she regains consciousness, with/ without Matt. It can be made to where others from the group EX. Mike find her in the mines and save her or Sam or etc. ect. But this takes place in the time she is trapped there and severly hurt.
I'LL BE GOOD.
This verse is for End-game Jess and anything in the future for her, as well as not being the only survivor her other friends had it until dawn. Jessica is reunited with Mike and everything is good. Although, she suffers from PTSD, being self conscious and having low self esteem given to the scars and injuries from the trip to the lodge. She is a bit more closed off but less so depending on how long after the lodge trip takes place.
MOST OF OUR FEELINGS ARE DEAD.
This is the end game, Jessica has gone through her interview only to find out she was the only one to make it out alive. In this verse it is more so OC's and other muses can work with her after the events along with her depression and devastating heart break of losing Mike and the rest of her friends here please
NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE
This verse is for any interactions within the Watch Dogs 2 game!!! Jessica moved after what happened at the lodge to San Francisco leaving behind any shred of who she used to be. Her parents both quickly picked up jobs with Blume and Nudle. Although all the advancements with tech was causing her to become weary and wonder if there was more behind it than what met the eyes. Quickly finding out about DedSec Jess began to teach herself hacking skills. Not being the best at it she was far from being capable of doing anything quiet like what they had, so instead she took to social media and digging up anything and everything she could on any potential hits for the group and dropping them all off for the main team offering her help on finding the deepest darkest things on whoever as well as an inside on both companies.
TO LOVE ME BETTER
This verse is for End-Game Jessica. Her parents not finding out that what happened on the lodge was real and thinking Jessica made up the story and faked her injuries secluded her away from her friends. Keeping her inside until she dropped the subject completely. This only made things worse for her wanting to crave and find proof until it consumed her mind completely as well as thoughts of what happened at the lodge. Her parents not wanting to deal with the unstable state of Jess admitted her to a mental hospital which only made things worse on her heightening her inability to cope with what they had done. Becoming a bit more aggressive and developing minor schizophrenia (the extent of this is so little that it isn't professionally diagonised but very obvious something is off) and hallucinations
basic information
- FULL NAME: Jessica Riley
- NICKNAME: Jess
- AGE: 18
- GENDER: Female
- SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual
relationships
- PARENTS: Unnamed
- SIBLINGS: None
- EYE COLOUR:Blue
- HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
- HEIGHT: 5'6"
- WEIGHT: 126lbs
- TATTOOS: None
- PIERCINGS: None
physical traits
Background Information
Described in the game as confident, trusting and irreverent, Jessica is a typical provocative young woman, who is quite brash in personality and dreams of being a model. Given the natural beauty she obtained Jess is seemingly comfortable and confident in her body, self and mind
Being a beautiful bottle-blonde with a mischievous nature, fun is Jessica's whole being. She is typically laid back, flirty and playful, constantly giving nicknames and acting immature. However, when a situation comes up she is rather serious and can be mature, and when she is provoked she will fight back standing her ground.
She is very open about her sexuality, flaunting the fact that she'll have sex with Mike, her boyfriend throughout the section of the game they are together in. Jessica reveals that she uses her seductive skills as a shield from her insecurities about who she is and the way she looks later on in the game.
After her fall Jessica is show to be clearly afraid, scared, and in a fragile state. In this part she tends to stay quiet as compared to her earlier loud and fun tendinces her time in the mines is quiet and serious.
End game Jessica is show the same way she was in the mines, seemingly a different person then she was from the start of the game. Grateful Mike came after her she is relieved that she is okay and that is her main concept. Although she prefers not to talk about how she got to the mines and what happened in the mines, she seems a bit more closed off and quiet in the end. Taking the place of her loud bubbly personality she has become wiser, quieter, more reserved and a lot more understanding of many different things.
Mike... He came for me
Indie Highly selective Multi-verse && ShipJessica Riley
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Until Dawn
he did...
Initally Established: November 2015Re-Established November 24th 2016
Penned By Arya
Orignally: hisbrckenprincess